Jennifer Escalona tells it like it is
As soon as I type the period at the end of this sentence, my vacation will be officially over.
Crap.

The view from my in-laws' balcony. Close to heaven.
You see, I was one of those workhorses who didn’t think vacations were important. And besides, even if they were important, who had time to take one? I kept up that attitude for six long, fruitful, stressful, hectic and chaotic years.
And I will never, ever make that mistake again.
Vacation was wonderful! I spent eight days without checking my email for work, writing a paragraph that didn’t end with “Wish you were here, suckers!” or speaking one word on the phone. In other words, I took real time off. And so should you.
Recently writer Sara Altshul wrote in Health Magazine about a scientific study that found “engaging in enjoyable leisure activities can lower stress hormones and blood pressure, make you feel better all over, and reduce your waist circumference and body mass index.” I’m here to tell you that it’s all true. My jeans even fit better after vacation – probably because I was waking up and taking the time to leisurely inspect each finger nail and thoroughly apply my moisturizer every morning instead of rolling out of bed and logging on. And my vacation didn’t stop at only pampering myself. I saw my husband’s home country, drove over a magically terrifying rain forested mountain with no seatbelt, and met and got to know my in-laws for the first time. And I did all this without having to excuse myself to meet a deadline or take a call.
Sound like something you want to try? I highly recommend it. And the first step to getting started, in my humble opinion, is subscribing to Alex Fayle’s Freelancer Vacation Clinic. I subscribed to the clinic back over the summer when I thought that a vacation was just a fantasy. But with the Freelancer Vacation Clinic’s help, and my own motivation to visit South America, I was able to take Alex’s (infrequent, motivational, non-annoying) emails to heart and manage my vacation like a dream.
If vacation seems like a pipe dream to you right now, do yourself a favor and subscribe to the clinic. If I managed it – and I’m the most ornery, cantankerous, workaholic-y, non-tropical person in existence – then you too can enjoy all the benefits of vacation.
(FTC, I’m not getting paid to advertise the Freelancer Vacation Clinic. I’m a subscriber and it worked, baby.)
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7 Responses to I’ve Been on Vacation! And I Want You to Go, Too
Alex Fayle | Someday Syndrome
October 12th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Yay!
Jenn – you totally just made my day! I’m so glad the clinic helped and that your jeans fit better!

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Jenn Escalona
October 12th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Why thanks, Alex! I should be thanking you, because I’m now a true vacation convert. (I’m taking another in February.) Believe me, I’ll tell everyone I know about your clinic and the powers of long, relaxing vacation!
Bumbles
October 12th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Oh I’ve never had an issue with taking a vacation! We took one in July and we’re headed off on another this weekend for a week. We had no computer access in July except on our last night where I plugged in and checked e-mail briefly. No voice mail was checked – no cell phones rang. This trip will likely be the same – though the lap top will be coming along so that I can store photos and thoughts of our trip – not for work. Glad you enjoyed your trip and got to meet your husband’s family. Quite a view – however did you come back from that?
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Jenn Escalona
October 12th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I envy you! I think I must have control issues and believe that life doesn’t go on when I’m out of it for a few days. Of course, now that I’ve proven that wrong, I’m going to try to schedule at least 2 weeks a year for pure vacation, with a some weekend trips throw in!
As for how I came back from that, I didn’t really. My heart is still in Venezuela. Now if only I could get my feet and body back there I would be happy. I tried to talk my husband into moving back there (hey, I can work from anywhere and get paid in good ol’ American dolares!) but he pointedly reminded me that a.) his great job requires him to stay right where we are b.) there’s an America-hating dictator in power right now. No country is perfect.
Where are you going on your next trip? I need to quiz you on your travel writing and learn how to get those media rates you mentioned!
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John Soares
October 15th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Hello Jenn,
Wow, four weeks off. Way to go!
I traveled around Europe, North Africa, and the Middle East for nearly a year when I was 25. I really miss that freedom.
Jenn Escalona
October 15th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Thanks, John! Wow, that sounds like a real adventure. Maybe you can do it again sometime?